Woof Woof, The Dog is in the house until further notice.
We’re still coming down from the highs of week one and this Thursday night game is going to pick us right back up.
It’s week 2. It’s The Panthers and the Bucs kickoff off on Thursday night.
Both of these teams took home the L last week, but that’s where the similarities end.
Cam played like crap and still almost help off last year’s runner up, while Jameis and the Bucs crapped the bed against a 49ers team that traveled across the country.
Are the panthers actually capable of losing 2 games in the same stadium in 4 days? Doggy don’t think so.
Is anyone convinced Jameis can carry the weight of anything except a bag of crab legs out of a Tallahassee Publix? Doggy don’t think so.
Tonight we have the start of week 2 of the 100th season of the National Football League and week one of @thedog turning your shitty little bank account into an unlimited supply of fuck you money.
The Pick
CAR -7
UNDER 48.5
OVER – On Jameis Winston Interceptions @ 3 (probably exactly 3 tonight)
Who has money in their Bovada account to place this bet for me?
What kind of asshole calls themselves “The Dog”?
Also on CAR -7. The weather is going to mess this game up. Panthers look off and it’s sloppy. UNDER????
First pick ever and you don’t even pick the dog? Game so far is karma for that fumble.